{"id":3100,"date":"2011-06-10T03:11:56","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T07:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/?p=3100"},"modified":"2011-06-10T03:11:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T07:11:56","slug":"2673unicorn-split-cd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/?p=3100","title":{"rendered":"2673\/Unicorn &#8211; Split CD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3101\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor.jpg 400w, http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor-300x280.jpg 300w, http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor-96x89.jpg 96w, http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor-38x35.jpg 38w, http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor-229x215.jpg 229w, http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unicor-128x119.jpg 128w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"www.2673.org\">2673<\/a>\/Unicorn &#8211; Split CD<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/kittyplayrecords\">Kitty Play Records<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Boasting a personnel of Kevin Winter and W.T. Nelson (ex-Man Is The Bastard\/Bastard Noise), this split has some weight behind it. Unfortunately, the music doesn\u2019t particularly live up to that weight. While the aim here apparently is to be engrossing yet minimal, neither act pulls it off well. The effect, unfortunately, is rather dull and strikes me as rather pretentious.<\/p>\n<p>2673\u2019s side is the biggest culprit here. Far too minimal, the sound variation approaches nil. Droning, minimal synth at its worst, I can\u2019t imagine it getting any duller than this. There is a short bout of wall noise, but it\u2019s much too similar to nearly every other damn noise album out there to be interesting in the least. The sounds are warbling and squealing blasts of distortion, but I just can\u2019t really bring myself to care.<\/p>\n<p>The Unicorn side starts out with a ritualistic, ambient feel. This works fairly well but the rest slides downhill fast. There\u2019s really not enough present to be that engrossing, and the sound itself is very clean and almost stylized, as if Nelson was taking a plain dark ambient album and adding little noise touches here and there. The effect is only mediocre. <em>Clowns <\/em>finishes off the album with a droning, eerie guitar based piece, and while it seems like the intention here was to be somewhat scary, it seems more sanitized than anything.<\/p>\n<p>This split bored me. 2673 just doesn\u2019t do it for me at all, and while I haven\u2019t heard much Bastard Noise, W.T. Nelson probably should have stuck to powerviolence.<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"35%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"40%\" align=\"right\">Composition:<\/td>\n<td width=\"60%\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\">Sounds:<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/halfstar.png\" alt=\"&frac12;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\">Production Quality:<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\">Concept:<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\">Packaging:<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\">Overall Rating:<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/star.png\" alt=\"&#9733;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/wp-content\/plugins\/star-rating-for-reviews\/images\/blankstar.png\" alt=\"&#9734;\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2673\/Unicorn &#8211; Split CD<br \/>\nKitty Play Records<br \/>\nBoasting a personnel of Kevin Winter and W.T. Nelson (ex-Man Is The Bastard\/Bastard Noise), this split has some weight behind it. Unfortunately, the music doesn\u2019t particularly live up to that weight. While the aim here apparently is to be engrossing yet minimal, neither act pulls it off well. The effect, unfortunately, is rather dull and strikes me as rather pretentious.<br \/>\n2673\u2019s side is the biggest culprit here. Far too minimal, the sound variation approaches nil. Droning, minimal synth at its worst, I can\u2019t imagine it getting &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","category-webzine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3100"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3103,"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3100\/revisions\/3103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/existest.org\/ee_v3\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}